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Post icon  Posted 05 February 2008 - 03:27 PM

More Mindless humor from Paul101!!!

Apologies if this or something similar has been posted before but a few of the addresses had me almost peeing myself with laughter.

Hope this puts a smile on grumpy Tuesday afternoon faces!!


1. "Who Represents" is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is http://www.whorepresents.com

2 . Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchangeadvice and views at http://www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at http://www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at http://www.therapistfinder.com

5. There's the Italian Power Generator company, http://www.powergenitalia.com

6. And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales
http://www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there's always http://www.ipanywhere.com

8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is http://www.cummingfirst.com

9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site
http://www.speedofart.com

10. http://www.oddsexchange.com - actually a betting site and not somewhere to go for a different kind of exchange

11. http://www.triplexbusiness.com - it makes you wonder what kind of service this American printing firm is offering

12. http://www.mp3shits.com - if you are looking for a place to download the latest songs you might think this one is a homage to bad digital music!

13. http://www.mofo.com - law firm Morrison and Foerster have more than 1,000 legal eagles worldwide. You would have thought one of them would have spotted the clanger in their site - a particularly strong slang abreviation

14. http://www.beaverliquors.com - this drinks franchise has spawned a host of copycat stores around the US as it attracts customers by the barrel-load, desperate for a schoolboy giggle

15.http://www.whorepresents.com - Who Represents is a database of actors and actresses, but may attract the wrong sort of clients

16.http://www.upthebeavers.com - the official site for the Barnet Copthall Master swimming club.

17.http://www.mammotherection.com - a Canadian building firm that promises: "No job too small, or too tall."

20. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
http://www.gotahoe.com

21. http://www.nice-tits.org - The Royal Tit-Watching (Ornithological) Society Of Britain, obviously!

22. Manufacturer of instruments for monitoring temperature, humidity and pressure Dickson didn’t think twice - http://www.dicksonweb.com

23. A company selling CAD software and Learning CDs was called ViaGrafix - quite innocent until a blue pill hit the market. http://www.viagrafix.com

24. An eBay competitor was considering the name Auctions Hit, but found it to be less than a good idea - http://www.auctionshit.com

25. http://www.childrenswear.co.uk - The kids might look nice in their Childrens’ Wear

26. Even if you’re company is called Cumbria Storage Systems don’t even think about calling your website http://www.cumstore.co.uk

27. Anyone know if Australian ISP WebOne does some moonlighting? http://www.webone.com

28. And, finaly, one of my personal favourites:

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 03:37 PM

Old, so very old...
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Posted 06 February 2008 - 12:02 AM

I dont understand the last one. :(
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Posted 06 February 2008 - 12:12 AM

Cock.

Reminds me of the italian company who specialize in batteries.

www.powergenitalia.it

Note: This isn't a division of the electricity/gas supplier Powergen as many would have you believe.
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Posted 06 February 2008 - 06:22 AM

oh lol
I didn't see the last note.

i like the penisland one.
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Posted 11 February 2008 - 05:27 PM

I didnt get it at first.
I kept going to the links lookin for something funny on the site......It took me a minute to realize haha

Im a bright one, aren't I?
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Posted 11 February 2008 - 05:39 PM

You, Mr Muscles, sir, are a genius :-D

I think having #1 in there might be why ... it isn't very funny, and it's hard to even see that it's supposed to be.

I would make some comment about the thread itself, only this was funnier on the first two forums I saw it on ...
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Posted 11 February 2008 - 06:13 PM

How's about this then. I'm at work trying to pass an hour, so I click a couple of these links and have a laugh. Then just as my boss is passing, I hit your point 21:

http://www.nice-tits.org -

Did you try that link? -_-
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Posted 11 February 2008 - 06:16 PM

I didn't (also at work) but can I safely assume that it has since been bought by someone more deserving of the URL?
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Posted 11 February 2008 - 06:28 PM

Bill Oddie?
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Posted 11 February 2008 - 06:46 PM

View PostObfuscater, on Feb 11 2008, 05:28 PM, said:

Bill Oddie?

...put your hands all over my body.



Unlucky baph :P
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Posted 11 February 2008 - 06:46 PM

View PostObfuscater, on Feb 11 2008, 05:28 PM, said:

Bill Oddie?


Bill Bailey? :D
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Posted 14 February 2008 - 07:37 PM

www.k-k-k.com

Definately NSFW. Intentionally misleading, though.
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